something for the ladies this christmas

you've gained skill in balloon animal

well i got a new job recently, its badass, but other than that fridays are very laid back, casual if you will. on one of these casual fridays i decided to make use of the time before i left and started working on learning how to make balloon animals,





















Yep im that awesome, i'm fully versed in making dogs/horses/giraffes/reindeer(with antlers)/geese... yeah im eleet

a little bit of internet history

a gift for you all, here

and another thing kids

don't smoke crack, here's why

Photos of New York from the 1930s and their 1990s Equivalents

this is why nyc is the best fuckin city in the world

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looks like someone is about to get pwned

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response

fantabulous five redux

im evil, mwuhaha

they do thriller much better in india

and on a side note a buddy of mine in home theater at my best buy passed away today from a car accident the night before, RIP Bao

jon stewarts wins at the tv

the easter bunny hates you

i've decided since i don't really write too much i'd just share some awesome youtube/googlevideos i find....

me in a couple years

im all about doing a little shuffle while hot women dance around me...

If Drugs Were Legal

A must see docu drama about what would happen to the world if drugs were legalized its an hour long, i hope your sitting down

also if i had a million dollars what would i do?
i'd open up a game cafe and own/manage/operate it, i've finally decided

drunk post zomfg

well i must say i love my ladies,
atm carol natalie and karla and designing me my new look, we're talkin cream 3 piece suit and pink shirt, and cream borsalino hat with a pink feather, with joe encrusted in silver on the vest....
im down.
and im all about chrissy, i just wish i could spend some more time talking with her, been rough the last week not being able to talk at all because of training etc,
just wanted to let her know im thinkin about here even after 8 beers...
drunk post ftw...

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive.

- Joshua Bruns

i originally planned to get a really deep quote about death, but this one really stood out to me, everyone could use a little humor in these trying times...

i had just come off the cell phone and sent chrissy a text to the effect that i try to be as level headed as possible like my father... then no sooner than an hour or so afterwards as i was getting ready to head out my father comes down and tells me that he's died.
it didn't really hit me like a ton of bricks it was more like a jenga game, the tension slowly building until my mom walked in and i had to tell her that he had passed 5 minutes after the point. then it all came crashing down. i cried.
my dad started making calls almost immeadiately until he took a slight pause and all 3 of us embraced and we cried together.

i don't have much more to say yet, i'll post more as it comes to me

Did you know that...

In 1971, a cartoon character named Milton the Toaster was introduced to promote Pop-Tarts. William Schallert from the Patty Duke Show voiced him. The campaign ended when a commercial showed a child hugging the toaster, leading to complaints that children might imitate the commercial and burn themselves.

Discuss.

hardkore

guns are cool

also, long distances relationships are a challenge

and
i lean a little more to the right than the Dalai Lama on the political compass
feel free to take the test

Most badass kid names you ever laid eyes on

Haziel de jesus Torres
Isabella Magarita Torres
Theodore Eugenio Torres
Mercutio Reynaldo Torres
Demetria Amankaya Torres

Yarrr
that was quite a weekend, as don't really feel like drafting it all into prose, i'll refer you to my sisters page ...carolina's blog... yarr a pirate's life is rough